I am actually a HUGE Ryan Seacrest fan. I think he kind of sucks at hosting American Idol and bores me to tears while I'm listening to his radio show in the morning, but he is one of the most driven celebrities of our lifetime.

Ryan Seacrest has always dreamed big and it is his ambition, creativity and drive that has brought him all of his success. Losers and haters, stand back!

I remember listening to Ryan on the radio and hearing him talk about how he was fat while he was growing up. He claimed that that's why he loves to work out today and keep it tight.

Anyway, Ryan was really cute. Dontcha wanna pinch his cheeks? All those idiots who were making fun of Ryan for his weight wish they could be him today. Success will always be the best revenge, it's so sugary sweet.