I love Scarlett Johansson, but b*tch looks strange in her Elle France photospread. She looks like a congested alien with a lightbulb head.
In all fairness, ScarJo has dropped a lot of weight for her new movie and these pictures were obviously taken post weightloss. That's why she looks so hideous. Scarlett needs all of her curves. All of 'em. Thin is bad and if God blessed you with curves, and you don't look like Jelly Clarkson who carries all of her weight in her ass, face and thighs, then keep some weight on and keep those sexy curves!
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June 9th, 2009 10:32 PM
i love it! scar jo is so naturally sexy and her curves are what makes her stand out. she needs the meat!
June 11th, 2009 1:25 PM
Okay, so Kelly Clarkson is too fat and Scarlett Johansson is too thin, in your opinion? I bet the weight that Scarlett has lost is somewhat equal to the amount that Kelly has gained, and both are probably within reasonable limits of weight gain and loss. Why not, instead, blog about the celebrities that are extremely unhealthy like the Olsen Twins, Lindsay Lohan, or Rosie O'Donnell (seriously couldn't think of anyone else - how sad is that?). Calling people within "average" sizes fat or hideously thin just seems ridiculous, and sets an unattainable standard to live up to. Which, I think, was the point Mod Lynne may have been trying to make but you must have missed in all your "this is my blog, so don't shit on it" rage. But maybe it was a slow news day and there just weren't enough celebrity break-ups or overdoses to go around.
June 11th, 2009 3:13 PM
Apparently, "righteous rag muncher" equals the Mod Lynne troll bitch on POTP. Both of them have the same writing styles and the two aliases posted within minutes of each other on various occasions. Ha! Pretty fucking clever.
Any reader of POTP will know that Firecracker has reported on the Olsen Twins, Lindsay Lohan and Rosie O'Donnell on several occasions (I don't know, maybe you were too busy crushing on Kelly Clarkson to give a damn). Like any other celebrity blogger, she makes her own observations and reports on them as she deems necessary. Regardless of whether it's positive or negative news, celebrities are public figures so it calls for any and all criticisms/attention by the media that they generate on a daily basis. This is Firecracker's website and she has discretion of any criticisms after all.
Sorry, Mod Lynne/righteous rag muncher, but it also appears to me like Kelly Clarkson is fat whose weight has ballooned over the years since American Idol. Just look at the juxtaposition of her pictures between the months following American Idol and right now. Unless you're nearly blind from an accident, most people will agree she does not look "average" at all. And yes, Scarlett Johansson looks rather unhealthy to me too.
With a name like "righteous rag muncher", I am sure you are disappointed that someone has crapped upon your dream girlfriend in Kelly Clarkson. Feel free with your sticky fingers and all to masturbate to pictures of Kelly Clarkson on her fan websites to your heart's content.
And stop with the unwarranted criticisms of POTP and Firecracker.
The end.
June 11th, 2009 4:38 PM
i didnt think kelly had gotten TOO fat at all, in fact i would bang her in her present state with no hesitation... i did say however that her present state would be a preface to her 'coming out' or at least being seen publicly with similar women 'friends'... much like the aforementioned rosie did. my point was simple, there are two types of les, one born to the dark side and one who turns to it after she realizes that being fat and unattractive makes it much harder to find a male suitor... have faith girls, there are chubby chasers out there, just as long as you dont get really fat, then most often extreme bitterness, not being fat, makes interaction with the opposite sex impossible....
oh and craig... there are a number of brands of decaffeinated on the market these days that taste just as good as the real thing...
June 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Thanks Craig! :)
I can't win with these angry (obviously obese) freaks!
This post SAYS Scarlett needs all of her curves. All of 'em. Thin is bad... keep some weight on and keep those sexy curves!
Righteous Carpet Muncher says "Why not, instead, blog about the celebrities that are extremely unhealthy like the Olsen Twins, Lindsay Lohan." Click on my Skinny Ass Bitches category, if you dare.
Maybe I am setting an "unattainable standard to live up to." I have been underweight preceding puberty, then I got myself some curves and I don't know what it's like to be a "righteous carpet muncher" who encourages bloggers to label overweight people "average."
I'm simply someone who has never struggled with obesity and I call an overweight person overweight instead of "average." I also call unattractive people unattractive, not "gorgeous." You don't like it? Start a blog!
My tech guys are working on blocking Mod Lynne as I type this. Carpet Muncher may be next. She's redundant and posted the same comment like seven times, dumbass.
June 11th, 2009 5:32 PM
My pleasure, FC. You the bomb diggity! :)
Together we can defeat people who make unjust claims and blanket statements on certain situations and individuals.
And Ken B, I feel just fine thank you. Whew. :)
June 11th, 2009 6:15 PM
Sidenote: ScarJo is still hotter than me despite losing her rack and gorgeous locsk - this upsets me deeply.
June 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
@Amy - I'm thinking maybe I should ship my crystal ball to you already to cheer you up during your ScarJo blues. :P
June 11th, 2009 11:17 PM
First off, sorry for posting several time if I did so. Never post on a lousy blackberry. Also, the only similarity between me and Mod Lynne seems to be that we agree on your Kelly Clarkson blogging, and maybe the proper use of punctuation. Grammar nerds unite!
Also, Firecracker, how is it that you're willing to consider blocking me from your blog and not Ken B? His comments reek of sexism and homophobia. And, sorry, but I don't spend my days reading blogs all the time so I haven't discovered your skinny bitches section. Generally, I find your blog fairly entertaining until it comes to your criticisms of people's weight, and I'll offer my opinion when I feel the criticism is ridiculous. But, if you have a problem with people disagreeing with you, then go ahead and block me.
I love that you and Ken B assume that all lesbians and people who disagree with you are obese, and can't get laid. My svelte wife will love to hear that (also, Ken, I didn't "turn gay", and my dad gave me plenty of hugs, and actually walked me down the aisle at my gay wedding, thanks).
To Craig, Firecracker can say what she wants as a celebrity blogger because (you're right) celebrities are public figures. But as a downside of being a blogger is that your opinions are made public and are up for public scrutiny, as well.
June 11th, 2009 11:41 PM
um muncher, do u even READ comments before u blast your opinions out there? in person are u one of those that just waits for the other person to stop talking so u can say what u want to, not even hearing any others point of view??? i have never said ALL les are fat and/or cant get laid... i did say that its a real probability in some cases, i worked with a bitter man hater once and actually watched her 'turn' another girl at the office who had just had a horrible break up by being really sympathetic and understanding about her weight gain issues so i can say i've seen girls make the 'choice' of being gay... blogs gain in viewership with comments from readers and those readers telling friends about the site and so on, as such a good blogger will look for tid bits that may invoke strong reaction from readers and spur lively interaction, sometimes the fires need stoking and the host will say outrageous things to get the party started, when you have got all your whining out of your system, or perhaps after your svelte wife gets thru with her period and gives it up again, you can read blogs without taking things so personal.... ps, i hate when my 'svelte' wife has a 'bad' week too.... see, we're more alike than you thought....