Scarlett Johansson Looks Sick in Elle France Magazine
I love Scarlett Johansson, but b*tch looks strange in her Elle France photospread. She looks like a congested alien with a lightbulb head.
In all fairness, ScarJo has dropped a lot of weight for her new movie and these pictures were obviously taken post weightloss. That's why she looks so hideous. Scarlett needs all of her curves. All of 'em. Thin is bad and if God blessed you with curves, and you don't look like Jelly Clarkson who carries all of her weight in her ass, face and thighs, then keep some weight on and keep those sexy curves!
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January 5th, 2011 7:22 PM
No wonder girls have eating disorders. WHen there are jerks going around saying jelly Clarkson cause she has a natural figure. Girls kill themselves to make people like you happy. And to tell you the truth.... you definitely aren't worth it.
June 12th, 2009 1:33 AM
@ Righteous Carpet Muncher,
I don't want to block you. I don't want to block anyone. I blocked Mod Lynne cause her attacks were extremely personal and ridiculous to say the least. She also didn't know when to STFU. When I told her that she lied about not returning, that was her cue to end it, instead she just wouldn't stop.
As far as Ken B goes, he used to insult the hell outta me and irritate many POTP readers. I delete comments where people use slurs, but Ken B is in a world of his own, dontcha think? The bible passages and homophobic comments (I deleted some of them) that were posted on here because of Adam Lambert and Carrie Prejean is astonishing. I'll allow readers to battle it out. I'm not going to block Ken B, he's grown on me.
I do assume that someone who says Kelly Clarkson is "average" isn't exactly skeletal, yes. I also assume that someone who promotes 10-minute walk exercises (when the body doesn't recognize exercise and truly begins burning calories until after 3
June 12th, 2009 12:40 AM
How would you know what I'm like in person? We've never met. And why do you seem so ready to make assumptions about people instead of just focusing on what they've said? I'm sorry you had to deal with a bitter man hater (I'm not among them - many of my best friends are dudes). In fact, I identify as bisexual so the cock doesn't bug me one bit. And, yes, some gay women try to sleep with non-gay women just like straight men try to sleep with gay women, and sometimes it works! It doesn't mean that person is now gay or not gay. It means they wanted some sex, and they got it (regardless of who it might have been with). The reason I took issue with you was because you associated being or becoming fat with turning lesbian. No one's sexual orientation changes simply because they gain weight. If straight women start experiencing difficulty attracting the opposite sex,they might just have to lower their standards regarding the men they sleep with. But then again, they may be better off for it, a
June 11th, 2009 11:41 PM
um muncher, do u even READ comments before u blast your opinions out there? in person are u one of those that just waits for the other person to stop talking so u can say what u want to, not even hearing any others point of view??? i have never said ALL les are fat and/or cant get laid... i did say that its a real probability in some cases, i worked with a bitter man hater once and actually watched her 'turn' another girl at the office who had just had a horrible break up by being really sympathetic and understanding about her weight gain issues so i can say i've seen girls make the 'choice' of being gay... blogs gain in viewership with comments from readers and those readers telling friends about the site and so on, as such a good blogger will look for tid bits that may invoke strong reaction from readers and spur lively interaction, sometimes the fires need stoking and the host will say outrageous things to get the party started, when you have got all your whining out of your system,
June 11th, 2009 11:17 PM
First off, sorry for posting several time if I did so. Never post on a lousy blackberry. Also, the only similarity between me and Mod Lynne seems to be that we agree on your Kelly Clarkson blogging, and maybe the proper use of punctuation. Grammar nerds unite!
Also, Firecracker, how is it that you're willing to consider blocking me from your blog and not Ken B? His comments reek of sexism and homophobia. And, sorry, but I don't spend my days reading blogs all the time so I haven't discovered your skinny bitches section. Generally, I find your blog fairly entertaining until it comes to your criticisms of people's weight, and I'll offer my opinion when I feel the criticism is ridiculous. But, if you have a problem with people disagreeing with you, then go ahead and block me.
I love that you and Ken B assume that all lesbians and people who disagree with you are obese, and can't get laid. My svelte wife will love to hear that (also, Ken, I didn't "turn gay", and my dad gave me plen
June 11th, 2009 6:52 PM
@Amy - I'm thinking maybe I should ship my crystal ball to you already to cheer you up during your ScarJo blues. :P
June 11th, 2009 6:15 PM
Sidenote: ScarJo is still hotter than me despite losing her rack and gorgeous locsk - this upsets me deeply.
June 11th, 2009 5:32 PM
My pleasure, FC. You the bomb diggity! :)
Together we can defeat people who make unjust claims and blanket statements on certain situations and individuals.
And Ken B, I feel just fine thank you. Whew. :)
June 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Thanks Craig! :)
I can't win with these angry (obviously obese) freaks!
This post SAYS Scarlett needs all of her curves. All of 'em. Thin is bad... keep some weight on and keep those sexy curves!
Righteous Carpet Muncher says "Why not, instead, blog about the celebrities that are extremely unhealthy like the Olsen Twins, Lindsay Lohan." Click on my Skinny Ass Bitches category, if you dare.
Maybe I am setting an "unattainable standard to live up to." I have been underweight preceding puberty, then I got myself some curves and I don't know what it's like to be a "righteous carpet muncher" who encourages bloggers to label overweight people "average."
I'm simply someone who has never struggled with obesity and I call an overweight person overweight instead of "average." I also call unattractive people unattractive, not "gorgeous." Yo
June 11th, 2009 4:38 PM
i didnt think kelly had gotten TOO fat at all, in fact i would bang her in her present state with no hesitation... i did say however that her present state would be a preface to her 'coming out' or at least being seen publicly with similar women 'friends'... much like the aforementioned rosie did. my point was simple, there are two types of les, one born to the dark side and one who turns to it after she realizes that being fat and unattractive makes it much harder to find a male suitor... have faith girls, there are chubby chasers out there, just as long as you dont get really fat, then most often extreme bitterness, not being fat, makes interaction with the opposite sex impossible....
oh and craig... there are a number of brands of decaffeinated on the market these days that taste just as good as the real thing...