Shia LaBeouf to Parade Magazine: I Watched My Parents Have Sex

It's too late for Child Protective Services to remove Shia LaBeouf from his parents' residence, but it sounds like maybe they should have.

Shia LaBeouf, 23, tells Parade magazine some crazy shiz! Shia already said that he "would marry" his mother, but he's managed to top that by going into other disturbing details about his upbringing. Shia said, 

LaBeouf says the source of his humor is from "seeing my parents have sex,

smoke weed, my mom being naked ... [and] twisted R-rated humor."

"The good actors are all screwed up. They're all in pain. It's a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people," LaBeouf also says, describing what caused his split with China Brezner, whom he dated for three years.

"Maybe it was career pressure. ... Maybe I chose work. Every man has those feelings of escape and survival. I know you shouldn't be that way. I'm trying to understand it and find the answers. I don't have them now. Why did the love of my life and I break up? ... Man, I have no idea. What was that all about? I have no answers to anything. None. Why am I an alcoholic? I haven't a damn clue! What is life about? I don't know."

"Sometimes I feel I'm living a meaningless life and I get frightened. I know I'm one of the luckiest dudes in America right now. I have a great house. My parents don't have to work. I've got money. I'm famous. But it could all change, man. It could go away. You never know."

Of his skyrocketing career he said, "I don't handle fame well. Most actors on most days don't think they're worthy. I have no idea where this insecurity comes from, but it's a God-sized hole. If I knew, I'd fill it, and I'd be on my way."

I would say that Shia's too deep and it's sad, but he's 23! He'll figure out how ridiculous he sounds in a few years and everything will be fine. Oh, and seeing your parents have sex, WHY? I like to think that my parents only screwed each time they conceived. Which is completely logical, plus it's just better that way.