Carl's Jr. has chosen Ceiling Eyes to be featured in their newest ad campaign for their teriyaki burger. Audrina Patridge is C-List at best, but we are in a recession after all. Audrina Patridge also doesn't know how to recite a line worth shiz! She like spaces out each of her like words by like a second or two.
This ad is offensive just like Carl's Jr. ads in general. I think the company is effing sexist and uncreative and even though Audrina calls the Teriyaki Burger her "bikini burger," the b*tch allegedly does drugs which keeps her thin and she can consume as many bikini burgers as she wants with a low appetite and accelerated metabolism. By the way, the Carl's Jr. Teriyaki Burger HAS 660 CALORIES!!!!!! False advertising, anyone?
This ad infuriates me cause The Hills fans are impressionable young girls and this ad is only about Audrina's body (fake breasts included) and not a burger. It's effing disgusting!
Alright, rant over. I'm headed to Carl's Jr. for their teriyaki burger now.
Also, the quality of this video sucks and it kept pausing on me. I hope it won't pause for you. Audrina's ad is after the jump...




















June 22nd, 2009 5:00 PM
...the video quality is balls and froze on me too. From the first 30 seconds I was patient enough to sit through, it seems a rehash of the Paris Hilton ad. Skank eating a cheap, greasy burger. Yummers.
July 1st, 2009 2:03 PM
i like this commercial, especially the bikini! i even ordered one myself from joeytierney.com, hope it looks as good on me as it does on audrina!