Monthly Archives: July 2009

Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Dating Again

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They’re baaaack! Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are an item again. I knew you couldn’t live another minute without knowing who’s sticking it to Paris now.

Folks are saying the two attention whores are back together and Doug Reinhardt is even posting tweets on Twitter about spending time with his wonk-eye girl.

On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!” The day before that, he wrote: “Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl.”

Aw, how frickin’ cute they watch SportsCenter together! Who cares! Twitter aggravates me because all these jack-hole celebrities want to Tweet every little thing they do whether it’s interesting or not.. Give me a Tweet along the lines of, “my girl and I just experienced a blumpkin together!” And then you’ll gain my interest. :)

Folks unfortunately this is my last post for the day cause I’ve got a load of crap to get accomplished, and little time to do it. Hope you have a fab weekend!

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Chris Brown Is Angry

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It’s time for Chris Brown to enroll in some anger management classes because the boy is whack!

Chris Brown looks sad in court

Chris was taking some time to improve his bowling score at Lucky Strikes in NYC earlier this week, and was seen throwing a fit as his buddies carried him out the door.

Lucky Strikes is pretty chill on Monday nights, but Chris was ready to party, and that’s what he did,” the source says. A few hours later, one of said pals was pulling him out of Lucky Strikes, kicking and screaming.

“He definitely looked like he was being forced to leave, like his friends knew it was in his best interest,” says the eyewitness. “He was acting kind of crazy, partying too much, and making moves on a really young-looking girl.”

His friends were probably pulling him out before he was listed as a pedophile for hitting on a “really young-looking girl.” You’ve got enough problems right now; don’t add any more to the list.

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Eminem Threatens Release Of Nude Mariah Carey Pics In New Song

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Eminem is back on his A-game! All it took was Mariah Carey mocking him in her new video for the song ‘Obsessed’ to bring him back to the old Eminem we all know and love.

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Eminem has released a new song called ‘The Warning’ where he basically tears Mariah a new *sshole and threatens to release racy pics of her.

“Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee?/ Wow Mariah, didn’t expect ya to go b—s out./ B—h, shut the f— up before I put all those phone calls out/ When you was wilding out/ Before Nick, when you was on my di–,” he raps.

He then threatens to reveal personal pictures he has of the Carey. “Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?” he asks.

Game on, bitches! Why would anyone ever f*ck with him? Mariah knows Eminem is known for airing his rants in his songs so she was asking for it. Her vag must be the golden ticket cause he seriously still has a hard on for her.

A wise man once told me “A p*ssyhair can pull a train up a mountain,”‘ and boy is that true in this situation. She has Em wrapped around her short and curlys!

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Samantha Burke Pregnant With Jude Law’s Baby

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Jude Law's baby mama has been revealed! The chick knocked up with Jude's spawn is 24 year old Model, Samantha Burke.

 

She's prego with a little girl she's naming Sophia, who is due to make her way into this trucked up world on October 6. Samantha's attorney released a statement admitting Jude fertilized Sam's egg:

"Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy."

I told you the media can be more hardcore than the CIA when it comes to finding information. They were all over this like a fly on sh*t!

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Leona Lewis Saves Bunny From Death

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Peter Cottontail would be proud of Leona Lewis and her heroic move to save a bunny from becoming stew on Melrose Avenue.

Leona was strutting down Melrose Avenue to do some shopping when she spotted a homeless man with a bunny. When the man said he would probably eat the little fuzzy butt, Leona whipped out $100 for the homeless man not to, and took it home with her.

Leona Lewis hot photo

 Leona Lewis was walking down Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles last week shopping for some fancy duds, when she spotted a homeless man sitting tight with a leashed white bunny. When she asked the man what he was planning on doing with the animal, he replied, “Don’t know — probably eat it.”

On the spot, the vegetarian X Factor winner asked how much she could pay him to rescue the bunny, the Sun reports, and after he asked for $20, she generously dropped a Benjamin (that’s, er, a $100 dollar bill) into the man’s hands before scurrying home with her new friend (whom she’s since named Melrose).

Leona’s new pet will roam her Hollywood Hills garden, likely alongside her Rottweiler, Rome.

That poor rabbit is going to hop around in fear for the rest of its life living with that beast of a dog! I think I’d take my chances with the homeless dude. My neighborhood is over-run with rabbits, so I would gladly send a few to the guy on the street if he’s looking for a meal.

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Jon Gosselin The Pimp

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What the f*ck is Jon Gosselin doing wearing one of Kate’s hats? Does he dress up in her clothing when nobody is watching and happened to forget to take off the hat before he walked out of the house? Does he think it’s fashionable? Does he think he’s being cute and funny?

Well, I’ll ring the wrong buzzer on all that sh*t cause he just looks like a plain old jack*ss! Lose the Kate hat cause it could harm those hair plugs you’ve got.

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Debbie Rowe Gets Visitation Rights

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Debbie Rowe will be getting rights to visitation with the children she birthed for Michael.

Not only will Debbie be visiting the kids, but she’ll also be taking a psychologist with her to help the kids adjust.

Michael Jackson Practices For His London Concert

Rowe has agreed that Katherine Jackson will be the guardian of Michael’s children, subject to the judge’s approval. Rowe will get visitation of the two children she had with Michael.

But here’s what’s interesting — Rowe wants and will get a psychologist who will visit the children and help them adjust to her being in their lives on a meaningful basis.

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Kanye West Broke Up Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush

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Hollywood breakups are never as simple as they first seem to be, then you find out all the good stuff later. Kind of like the new information coming out about Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush’s breakup.

Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush In GQ Magazine

New sources are coming out saying Kanye West may be involved in the Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush split.

Kanye had sent Kim some text messages referring to a night they hung out and how hot she was. Kimmy’s old man, Reggie Bush, saw the text messages and got his panties in a bunch! 

Reggie saw text messages on Kim’s phone from Kanye West and flipped out on her. The texts referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie’s imagination running.”

When Reggie confronted Kim about it, the couple had a huge blow-up, and jealousy issues, which had been pretty much kept out of their relationship until this incident surfaced according to the insider.

“They realized there were trust issues on both sides, and couldn’t go forward.” says the source.

Let’s remember Reggie, this is Kanye West, and he’ll never love anyone or think anyone is hotter than himself.

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Lindsay Lohan Owes Chateau Marmont $37,500

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Lindsay Lohan should look into investing in an RV because she’s burning her bridges with all of the ritzy hotels that she frequents.

Lindsay won’t be staying at the Chateau Marmont any time soon unless she plans on paying the $37,500 she owes them.

Lindsay Lohan halter top

“It seems Lindsay has unpaid bills at the Chateau Marmont mounting up to £25,000. She’ll ask for a room even though she’s told there’s an outstanding balance at the desk.”

She should start setting up shop at the Marriott or better yet, Motel 8. It would take her a good two years to run up a $37,000 bill at those hot spots. They even have free continental breakfast and you can’t go wrong with free food!

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Jude Law Fathering Fourth Child With Unidentified Woman

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There’s a new man giving K-Fed a run for his money in the super sperm race. Jude Law knocked up an unidentified chick and she’s giving birth this fall.

Jude’s rep has released a statement admitting Jude is fathering another child from a woman he had a relationship with in the past year.

Samantha Burke And Jude Law's Baby

“Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”

They said enough already cause I’m sure the hoes identity will come out in the next couple of days. There’s people in the media that can get more information than the CIA.

What’s with these women getting knocked up with bastard children from celebrities? I’m in the wrong business cause I could be making serious cash if I was carrying a stars spawn. Have uterus, will travel.

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