Amy Winehouse Found Not Guilty Of Assault

Amy Winehouse was found not guilty of punching dancer Sherene Flash. What? I was hoping they would send Wino away but I'm gonna have to keep dreaming.

Amy was charged with punching Sherene after a charity ball last September. Amy said she's not tall enough to punch Sherene in the face. Um, there's only a 5 inch difference in their height so I'm not sure why she thinks she wasn't tall enough to slap the ho.

Winehouse said she had felt intimidated when Flash "lunged at me and put her arm around me," and had only meant to push the other woman's arm away. "I was scared," Winehouse said Thursday. "I thought 'People are mad these days, people are just rude and mad, or people can't handle their drink.' "

She also said that at "5 foot 2½ or 5 foot 3"  and wearing ballet pumps, she was too short to have hit the woman in the face. Flash is 5 foot 7 inches tall.

I can't believe the judge believed that shiz. When you have 10 months to get your story straight, it's easy to make up some good bull, but the too short excuse is just retarded!