Amy Winehouse To Have A Perfume Line?

Amy Winehouse wants to launch a perfume line with the help of her dad, Mitch.

Amy Winehouse

They are hoping to land a deal worth $750,000 to bottle up her stench.

"Mitch is keen to license Amy's name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR firms for advice. They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can."

A classic 1950s smoky look and smell? More like a 1950s smoke with a tiny hint of crack residue and foul body odor. Top it off with a dash of blood from cutting herself and a drop of toe funk from those flats she always wore, and she's got a winner!

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1 Comment

  1. S-DAWG Says:

    Yeah, I don't want to smell like used tampons and urine. No thanks.

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