J.Lo is now an old hag since she's turned 40 today.

I know, it's not old, but that butt will start sagging soon enough. What will she do then? I know there's butt implants, but can you have a butt lift? If you can, she'll be walking around with a nice round pillow butt when she's 80. That girl's not gonna let her best asset get saggy and droopy.