Kid Rock Hates Twitter

Don't expect a tweet on Twitter from Kid Rock any time soon. Kid is not a Twitter fan and if he's got something to say, he'll put it on an album. Oh come on Kid, we'd love to read your hillbilly trailer park tweets!

Kid Rock is taking the whole twitter thing a little too personal and if you ask him if he tweets you better be ready to shove twitter up your butt!

"It's gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I'm going to tell them, 'Twitter this [bleep], mother[bleep]er,' " the shaggy-haired rocker tells Rolling Stone. "I don't have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I'm going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere."

Somebody please bring up twitter in front of him so we can watch him go ape shit! Make sure you do it in a Waffle House so there's a chance he'll smack you in the face with an order of sausage. Have your fork ready. If you're really lucky he'll throw some covered, chopped, topped and diced hash browns at your *ss!