Lindsay Lohan’s Fake Birthday Party at Wet Republic

Lindsay Lohan says that she’s a “workaholic” and it’s all beginning to make sense now. Lindsay said that she’s the hardest-working person that she knows and considering that the only work she does consists of partying, well, the crackhead is right. She parties hard.

Lindsay Lohan was overpaid!

Lindsay's ponytail

The troubled starlet was paid a cool $70,000 by the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to host an all-day “pre-celebration” at the hotel’s Wet Republic pool party last Saturday.

At the event, which served as a promotion for her Sevyn Nine self-tanning mist, Lohan changed bathing suits five times before throwing on club gear and dancing to Michael Jackson songs for the rest of the night.

But friends of Lohan say the event was less of a celebration and more of an urgent attempt to pull in some cash. “None of her really close friends were there. The only person who was even known was Brittny Gastineau.”

I still think that her drug dealers were in attendance and they should count as being her friends.You have to be on at least something to put on the outfit Lindsay wore in the pic above without wearing a bag over your head. And check out the uneven spray tan around her raised elbow. B*tch is so lazy.


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