I’m sure you’re all just as excited as I am that Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the August issue of Elle Magazine.

In the issue, Miley talks about being a teen star and her new clothing line with Max Azria for Wal-Mart. Yep, Miley’s helping clothe poor hillbillies like me!

Miley says of her clothing line:

“The jeans are my favorite part of the entire line. Because, like, literally this is going to be good for, like, Middle America, and it will be great for kids that really want to be in fashion but that don’t have it available.”

I just hope her clothing line comparable to these Elle photos. The necklace in the second pic is bigger than she is, and she’s pimping some serious hooker boots in the last pic. Could they try a little harder to push her fun bags up to make it look like she has big boobs in that first pic? Ahhh, the wonderful world of fashion! I bet every parent wants their 16 year old daughter to dress like this.