July 2009 News Archive (Page 15)

Tameka Foster is a woman with no self respect! Weeks after Usher filed for divorce from his husband Tammy, she has come out and put him on blast.

Usher's sources allege that Usher and Tameka Foster have been separated for a year now, but Tameka's saying something different.

According to newly released court documents, Tameka's lawyer claims that she “had every reason to believe her marriage was intact” and that two were “intimately together as husband and wife as recently as June 6.” FYI, Usher filed for divorce on June 11.

I don't get it. This is why I'm a blogger, of course, but I don't see what Tameka's point is or how much weight the "we f*cked" revelation serves in a court of law. Married people have sex and people who aren't married have sex, it doesn't mean that two people will remain together just because they made f*ck. Tameka has no class and she needs to STFU.

Usher filed for divorce two weeks ago, claiming the marriage is “irretrievably broken.” With a broad like Tammy, I'm guessing that it would be.

Lindsay Lohan says that she's a "workaholic" and it's all beginning to make sense now. Lindsay said that she's the hardest-working person that she knows and considering that the only work she does consists of partying, well, the crackhead is right. She parties hard.

Lindsay Lohan was overpaid!

The troubled starlet was paid a cool $70,000 by the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to host an all-day "pre-celebration" at the hotel's Wet Republic pool party last Saturday.

At the event, which served as a promotion for her Sevyn Nine self-tanning mist, Lohan changed bathing suits five times before throwing on club gear and dancing to Michael Jackson songs for the rest of the night.

But friends of Lohan say the event was less of a celebration and more of an urgent attempt to pull in some cash. "None of her really close friends were there. The only person who was even known was Brittny Gastineau."

I still think that her drug dealers were in attendance and they should count as being her friends.You have to be on at least something to put on the outfit Lindsay wore in the pic above without wearing a bag over your head. And check out the uneven spray tan around her raised elbow. B*tch is so lazy.

You don't have to be a Kendra Wilkinson fan to enjoy watching some footage from her wedding video. Kendra looked gorgeous! The video begins with Kendra thanking Hugh for allowing her to get married at the mansion. Next Kendra gets help walking down the stairs in her huge gown and then she kinda stutters when she says her vows to Hank Baskett.

It's a great video and I wish Kendra the best on her marriage which is bound to implode within the next few years.

Snarky was having technical difficulties so I gave her the day off.  She'll be back Tuesday - Thursday next week. Snarky said that she's going to "go stab" herself right now and she's "gonna go shoot up" cause she's so frustrated. She wanted to blog today. Grrrr. However, I just decided to give her a few days off cause tech problems are the worst.

Courtney Love decided to finally put on some weight after being diagnosed with malnutrition by her doctor.

Courtney Love says,

'I know I've got too skinny. I know I need to sort it out. I am going to put on 15lbs in one month. I do not have body dysmorphia. Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs, I thought I looked hot!'

'[My doctor] gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating. Sh*t, I though I was like 130lbs, but I'm 118lbs and I'm 5ft 10ins, that's not good for someone my height.'

When you look like you've been living in a crack alley for the last few years, it probably is a good idea to put on a few pounds. Not that gaining weight is going to help Court's looks, but at least she won't look like she's ready to fall over dead all the time!

Do you think you have a butt big enough to fit in Kim Kardashian's jeans?

Kim Kardashian is selling some of her personal clothing items on Ebay to help the Dream Foundation, which is an organization for adults suffering from life-limiting illness.

Kim says “I love to be able to pass along some of my favorite pieces to someone else who will get to enjoy them as much as I have. I even have many items I never had a chance to where yet. A few times a year, I bring my outfits, shoes, and accessories to Auction Cause who puts them on eBay for me.”

Nobody has a bubble butt big enough to fit in Kim's pants, and I'm sure her dresses and skirts had to be altered for her a** too. If you're gonna buy anything of hers, stick with the shoes and shirts, otherwise you'll be walking around with saggy butt pants.

You can check items Kim has up for sale here.