Paris Hilton appeared in Miami yesterday for a federal lawsuit trial which alleges that the heiress didn't adequately promote her 2006 movie Pledge This!

The lawsuit claims the infected fame whore didn't honor her contract which stated that she must promote the DVD release. The lawsuit seeks more than $8 million from Hilton and her entertainment form.

Paris is expected to testify today. I wish she'd just be honest with the judge and admit that it's difficult to travel and promote when your various orifices are being stuffed and you've got your hands full of twigs and berries. Keepin' it clean for the kids, folks.  Paris' time has currently been all tied up with filming her "My New BFF" reality show in Dubai.

This is a waste of taxpayer dollars. Paris and her parents can afford $8 million, but the skanky b*tch is just fighting this to save face or get her name in the papers. Her glory days are fading fast. What will Wonky do when MTV cancels her lame show? Paris bores me, but I can't resist any excuse to post a photo of her massive clown feet.