It's a dike fight and I wish I had front row seats!
Samantha Ronson and her love Lindsay Lohan got into a fight early yesterday morning after Sam went to dinner with Soprano's star Drea De Matteo. The fight got ugly enough for Sam to kick Lindsay out of her apartment. Gee, like that's never happened before!
Ronson appeared to have had enough of Lohan, allegedly demanding she left the house and throwing a bag of her clothes out onto the street. The 23 year old was seen hastily gathering up her belongings before leaving the property, tailed by a throng of paparazzi.
What is Lindsay Lohans argument? That her vagina tastes better than Drea's? That Drea can't handle a double dong as good as she can? Oh I bet Sam and Lindsay battled it out Gladiator-style using big blue dildos as swords. Well that's how I pictured it!
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July 22nd, 2009 5:08 AM
i wish they would stay broken up for good already. They both need to move on.
July 23rd, 2009 9:30 PM
LMAO, Snarky. Gladiator-style dildo wrestling. Those have got to be some HUGE dongs. I don't know that there's a pussy big enough to get all up in it.