2009 Teen Choice Awards Red Carpet Pics

The who's who of young Hollyweird showed up last night for the taping of the Teen Choice Awards - the award show where the winners walk away with a surfboard and the teeny boppers scream their lungs out throughout the broadcast.

While I heart Britney Spears (because I like her music), her weave looks busted and she needs to pluck her eyebrows. She did look good, though, and her youthful cuteness remains intact.

Chace Crawford was sexy, per usual, as was Ed Westwick, but many stars looked straight fug. I'll give specific examples of that in my upcoming posts. For now, enjoy all these young, beautiful rich people. Except for Fergie. That Elvira butterface of hers is a little too intense. She should make like a vampire and only surface at night. Or with shades on.