Amy Winehouse Surprises Fans at V Festival

Amy Wino surprised fans at the V Festival in England on Saturday when she joined The Specials and performed the aptly titled song "You're Wondering Now." I sure am! I'm wondering how she managed to sing without shooting something up her vag lips, cause all her other parts are severely damaged, scream out "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKE!" between verses, and then pass out with thick nose candy oozing outta her nostrils by the time the band began playing the chorus.

Amy Winehouse sounded good and she has a pulse and can move around on her own, which are all the requirements this talented woman needs to put out good music.