Corey Laffoon is a low rent Daddy Dude. He pockets $3,700 per month in child support checks and Anne Heche let everyone know that he's a "lazy a*s" while on the Late Show With David Letterman.

Corey has responded, saying,

"After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television,

"I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn't good for the soul or positive for her child. It's mean."

ZOMG! No wonder Anne divorced him! I could not stay with a man who used the word "mean" to fire back at anyone. She's not their seven year-old son. "Cruel" has much more of an impact.

I have many issues with Corey's statement. First, why is he reporting that he showed "two different clients two different condominiums." I'm glad that he can count, but people in real estate often do much more than that within a day. He's also calling Homer "her child" when he should have said "our child." And no one cares about what he thinks "isn't good for the soul." Who's soul is he referring to cause Anne obviously doesn't give an eff about his! Corey initially asked for much more money in child support and Anne complained that she's going broke. He's cashing in her checks with a smile. He's a loser!

Anne: 1, Corey: 0.