Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Inglourious Basterds Premiere Pics

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought their beautiful selves to the Chinese theatre in Hollywood for the premiere of Quentin Tarantino's latest film, Inglorious Basterds.

Angelina Jolie wore another black ensemble. Again. Forget her thin frame, I swear the woman has an eating disorder simply because she wears oversized frocks or all black. Any woman who wears all black all the time is a chick who thinks she needs to lose at least 10.

But I digress. Brad Pitt's cooter tickler gray goatee is beginning to work my nerves. I love facial hair, but not when it reminds me of Santa Claus. I've been a very good girl this year. What are you gonna put up my chimney Brad? Wink.