Britney Spears was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night to do the 'Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President' list. Britney did the list sitting on a desk wearing a bikini and a red flower in her hair.

Did I say a flower in her 'hair'? That's definitely not hair. That's a whacked out weave made by a one armed blind dude in a village in Thailand. Next time they should do a top ten list for how Britney could better her hair style.

The only thing that could have made the list humorous is if she had squeezed out a juicy fart while sitting there. I bet the guy who cleaned the glass on that desk after Britney was done gave it a quick sniff before hitting it with Windex. Ewww.