Chris Brown on Larry King: 'I Don't Remember Beating Rihanna'

Larry King is a master at interviewing anyone, but he made things a little too easy when he interviewed Chris Brown. Larry asked Chris if he remembers beating RiRi and Chris says, "No! It's crazy to me, I'm like, wow!"

We were all, "like, wow" Chris!

I expect more eloquence outta my woman beaters in a bow tie. Chris' outfit is more disturbing than his mumbled speech.

Chris Brown Larry King Interview

Chris Brown's interview will air this Wednesday and I'm sure his PR comeback campaign has only just begun. I can't wait for him to do Lady O and the Tyra Banks Show, if he has the balls.

Chris is making domestic violence look like a simple mistake, but at least he's saying something while Rihanna hasn't said sh*t. Sigh.

Brown told King that "everything comes with consequences. They want me to pick up trash remove graffiti. I'm a hard worker. It's something I’m willing to do.

"Nobody taught us how to love one another. Nobody taught us a book on how to — how to control our emotions or our anger. I wish I could have changed that night. I just need to prove to people I can be a role model. That's not who I am as a person, and that's not who I promise I want to be."

"I made a mistake," he continued, "and I — and it was just something I have to live up and own."

Here's CB partying it up last Tuesday after his sentencing. There was also nothing "live" about his Larry King Live interview, which was obviously pre-taped.