I don't like homewreckers, therefore, I don't like Gisele Bundchen. I also don't like Gisele because she's married to the gorgeousness that is Tom Brady. But I'm able to sleep at night knowing that 2 beautiful people = 1 ugly baby. And I hope that Gisele Bundchen's baby gives Christina Aguilera's creation with her bat boy husband a run for the fug trophy.

Here's the overpaid supermodel in a bikini on the beach. The pic was published on a Brazilian blog. We already know what's going to happen here. Gisele is going to give birth, then every media outlet will ask her (and write articles about) how she lost her baby weight.

We already know the answer! Gisele is a naturally skinny woman who is destined to be thin via good genetics. THAT is the reason why she will be thin, like, six hours after giving birth. You can tell that Gisele is gaining all of her weight where she is carrying her child. But people will be gawking in wonder and amazement over how quickly Gisele gets small after the baby is here, which I find hilarious.