The loneliest ho in the world graces the newest issue of Elle Magazine, and she's looking good.
Jennifer Aniston, being the punching bag of relationships, talks about being labeled the lonely girl and has no problem with it.
"I'm not going to ignore the pink elephant in the living room. It's fine. I can take it. If I'm the emblem for 'this is what it looks like to be the lonely girl getting on with her life,' so be it."
Wah, wah, boo hoo, woah is me. I think it's time for her to start checking out the lez scene since men just don't work out for her. She could totally be a vag lover and she just doesn't know it yet. Give it a try Jen cause I'm tired of hearing your moaning and groaning about being single.
How about taking advantage of the single title and start banging any man or woman who will have you? You're never gonna land a man if all you do is bitch about your failed relationships. No dude wants to hear that crap!
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August 4th, 2009 7:58 PM
I am sooooo Jennifer AniSTUNNED out! She needs to go to a Buddhist temple, shave her head and vomit her superficial ego already.
August 5th, 2009 6:48 PM
She looks gorgeous and so she's so honest and genuine. She's great.
August 6th, 2009 12:49 PM
Hot damn! She looks good smokin hot! I love me some jennifer aniston! I can't feel sorry for her she's beautiful, rich and has a great body she'll be okay.
August 6th, 2009 10:44 PM
you mean "woe"
August 7th, 2009 12:57 AM
I kind of like "woah" is me because Magnum Me Cry has worn out the whine line. Stop the sh*t already. Time out.
August 15th, 2009 12:01 AM
dammmm! she's SOO HOT.
:) hottttter then like all the 20 year olds. lol.
and deffffinitely hotter then skeleton jolie.
;0
August 15th, 2009 12:05 AM
woww. pop -o- holic,
you are just so clever. how does she have a big ego? because she's on a magazine cover? because she's famous? well she's a celebrity. so....
but she seems down to earth. i like her. :)