Jessica Simpson has reportedly been losing weight "faster than she realizes" since her split with Tony Romo.

Ever since she got dumped, Jessica has "been dieting" and doesn't "eat much." Naturally the NY Post is calling that a "hunger strike," but she's probably just depressed.

Jessica went to Beso in Hollywood last Wednesday night to celebrate her hairstylist Ken Paves' birthday. At 5-feet-3-inches tall and not much food in her stomach, Jess got tipsy very fast.

Photos show a bleary, but svelte, Simpson holding onto Paves as they exited. 

Since Jess isn't eating much, naturally she's going to get tipsy "very fast," but her dieting has nothing to do with her being photographed while tipsy. Jess has been a sloppy drunk for as long as I can remember. She was sloppy while filming The Newlyweds and she's been a mess ever since. Jess may have a drinking problem. At 29, she should know how to drink by now. But Jessica's a crazy, irrational, needy b*tch, and booze is how she deals with her problems. That's just one of the reasons why I luv this b*tch!