Kathy Griffin shocked everyone with a pulse as she held hands with Britstol Palin‘s baby daddy, Levi Johnston, on the red carpet at the Teen Choice Awards.

They make a cute couple! Ha. But they’re not dating. Yes, some reporters actually speculated – what an insult to Kathy.

Levi Johnston always looks uncomfortable when he’s in front of the cameras, so it’s great that he’s breaking outta his shy shell. You know K. Griffin told him to kiss her, and she probably enjoyed it. I know I would.

Kathy keeps getting hotter these days and it’s adorable that they’re matching. Take that, Sarah! I can see the fumes coming outta your ears from my house.