Kelly Clarkson was Photoshopped and airbrushed to death for her Self magazine cover. In the September issue, the first American Idol winner discusses critics, her weight, and her contentment with her increasing size.

Jelly Clarkson on bloggers like myself:

"When people talk about my weight, I'm like, 'You seem to have a problem with it; I don't. I'm fine!'"

"My happy weight changes. Sometimes I eat more; sometimes I play more."

On doing Crossfit workouts and why she exercises:

"I love it! It's like bootcamp! You never work out more than 35 minutes, but it's so intense … It makes me feel like G.I. Jane. It's very empowering. I feel like I can whup ass!"

"I do it totally for my psyche. I'm much better when those endorphins are going. It's a release. And I also love food, so there's a payoff!"

On her eating habits:

"I love healthy stuff and junk an equal amount. Whatever I'm craving, I go for it."

On her weight loss secret:

"For me, it's the times when I'm not paying attention that I end up losing weight. But I'm never trying to lose weight – or gain it. I'm just being!"

Kelly is NOT fat, all, I just like the headline "Fat and Happy." She is, however, overweight. Ms. Clarkson enjoys her junk food and decides to just "go for it" whenever she's craving something. Good for her! Seriously. She's talented enough to be able to be nearly as wide as she is tall and still sell millions of albums cause she puts out good music.

But asking Kelly what her weight loss secret is is like asking Paris Hilton what it's like to still be a virgin.

Do You Think Kelly Clarkson Should Lose Some Weight?