Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant With Whose Baby?

Kourtney Kardashian has no personality and she's talentless, but she also has a new reality show that debuts this Sunday. Naturally she has come out and announced that she's pregnant less than a week before her show premieres. She has been strategically keeping this from the media and she's already five months along.

Although Kourtney Kardashian looks like she's 18, she's actually 30 years old, which still trips me out. She's allegedly on-again with her loser boyfriend Scott Disick but refuses to confirm whether they're an item or not. When asked by reporters if they're together again, Kourtney said, "You're going to have to see on the show."

Kourtney also revealed how she found out she's expecting, "We were in the Everglades and I kept feeling nauseous and sick. I just kept thinking something wasn't right. ... I went to the doctor and he confirmed the news. I was just so shocked." Her mom is reportedly "very excited."

I would make fun of her for pulling an Elisabeth Hasselbeck and being shocked that she's knocked up, but I won't cause that could be me one day. These things happen. It's not like Kourtney's Jamie Lynn Spears' age or Bristol Palin's, so congrats! With a wealthy and close-knit family the size of the Kardashians, her kid is going to be so privileged which isn't always a bad thing.