So I did a story earlier about Lindsay Lohan being unemployable and after seeing these pics, that statement couldn't be any more true. Actually there is one job that should could do and do well with those lips besides porn... StarKist Tuna could hire her to be a side-kick to Charlie Tuna!

The girl has gone out a f*cked up her lips! Lindsay Lohan showed off her new plumpies in Soho last night and I'm sure the crowd gasped when they saw those lips. That is one overstuffed pucker and she should be slapped for doing it. Actually she shouldn't because that may make them fatter than they already are.