Miley Cyrus Dresses Like a Hooker

Miley Cyrus' skirt is a bit short for a 16 year-old. Nevermind that I wore skirts that were equally as short when I was 13, Miley shouldn't be doing that. She's famous and should be held to a higher standard, or should she?

Miley Cyrus' stylist hates her and I don't know where to begin. Her hair needs to be tamed, she needs to lose that silly belt, and she desperately needs to learn how to pose. It looked like Miley had some collagen injections, but it's just the way she's pursing her lips. Miley's butterface is frightening cause I'm not so sure she's still working with baby fat. She's gonna look like Fergie soon.

It's pretty clever to have Miley wearing a cross around her neck shortly before she works the stripper pole. She does get a great tan or she gets great suntan spray. Either way, Ms. Cyrus managed to get something right.