August 2009 News Archive (Page 9)

Ryan Alexander Jenkins, who appeared on Vh1's Megan Wants A Millionaire, has been named a person of interest in the murder of former swimsuit model, Jasmine Fiore.

Megan Hauserman said Ryan met Jasmine after being booted off of the show and they got married two days later. Jasmine was last seen Friday night and Ryan reported her missing on Saturday. After calling to report her missing, Ryan has disappeared also.

Jenkins met Fiore at a strip club in Las Vegas where she worked as a dancer. Fiore's body was found at 7 a.m. Saturday inside the garbage bin in the Orange County city of Buena Park.

Buena Park Police Lt. Gary Worrall said Fiore had been strangled. "It's suspicious that after he reported her missing, he is nowhere to be found," Worrall told reporters on Tuesday.

Ryan's on the run! Be on the lookout for a white Bronco going 50 mph down the Pacific Coast Highway with Ryan's buddy driving while Ryan lays in the back seat. Oh wait, that's already happened before hasn't it? It's a good thing Megan didn't pick his crazy *ss or she could have been the one they found in the dumpster. I don't know if I'd be too upset about that cause the girl gets on my nerves!

Sources say TLC is not happy with Jon Gosselin's shenanigans of hooking up with young hotties and spending so much time at bars and clubs. They fired off a letter to Jon stating he was in violation of the morals clause in his contract with all the partying he has been doing lately.

Jon may be in talks with the production company Endemol, to appear on a show called 'Divorced Dad's Club' which follows the lives of famous divorced fathers. See, Jon's gonna have to figure something out and pray he gets his own show because he's running out of money. He's running through his cut of the cash flow he and ex-wife Kate Gosselin receive from Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Kate is actually pulling up the slack Jon has created. She now has the kids more than 60% of the time and is increasingly involved -- even when she doesn't have physical custody -- because she's concerned for the children's welfare, emotionally and financially.

We're told all the money they made last season from "Jon & Kate Plus 8" went into a joint account. Jon and Kate each took a cut, but Jon spent his share. Kate put a big chunk of the money into a college fund for the kids, so not much was left over.

If he didn't go out and buy an entire new Ed Hardy wardrobe, and try to wine and dine a sweet young thang, he may not be in this situation. Is he even thinking about how much child support he's going to have to pay for 8 kids? If Jon isn't careful, he's going to be offering anal sex to old men for $20 a pop!

Amber Rose is leaving nothing to the imagination in this thong bikini she was wearing in Miami yesterday. Do you think her man Kanye West is fine with it seeing how it's attracting the paparazzi which we all know he loves so much?

This isn't a thong bikini, it's more like orange fishing line holding a piece of cloth over her cooch. What's the point!?! She might as well just walk around naked! It can't be safe wearing something that tiny on a beach. All sorts of tiny little sea creatures can get in there.

Robert Pattinson says he's a single man even though he was seen cuddling up with Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart at a concert in Canada on Saturday.

He thinks that since he's now a big movie star, he should have the hoes lining up to f*ck him and be humping hot models.

"I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know why. You always think you're going to get more girls after you've made a movie and it never happens. You sit there and you're like 'I'm a big movie star and I want to go out with some models' but I don't know why that doesn't happen."

Why would he want a model anyway? They weigh like 50 pounds so they're totally breakable if you bend their legs the wrong way doing hot sex; and they're just gonna stare at themselves and say they're too fat and need to lose weight in the middle of taking Rob's rocket.

Is there anyone besides 13 year-old girls who find him hot? I just don't see what the fascination is with him cause he always looks like he hasn't showered or washed his hair in days. Something about looking like a homeless heroin addict just isn't sexy to me.

Knocked up reality show star Kourtney Kardashian has admitted that she thought about aborting her baby.

She says she decided to go to her doctor and speak with him about it before making her decision to have an abortion and then did some research about abortions online.

"I looked online, and I was sitting on bed hysterically crying, reading these stories of people who felt so guilty from having an abortion. I was reading these things of how many people are traumatized by it afterwards. I was just sitting there crying, thinking, 'I can't do that,'"

Kourtney said her reasons behind having an abortion were totally selfish and she also wanted to make the decision on her own without input from her sisters, or baby daddy Scott Disick.

It wasn't like I was raped, it's not like I'm 16. I'm 30 years old, I make my own money, I support myself, I can afford to have a baby. And I am with someone who I love, and have been with for a long time. I really wanted to think it through for myself, and not hear what my sisters were saying. I wanted it to be my decision."

Well I'm glad she decided to keep it. I'm not sure why she had to tell a magazine that she thought about aborting her kid, but I guess that just keeps her name in the news a little longer. I hope she doesn't go off and marry that jack*ss just because she's knocked up. He's a little weird looking man whore who's going to be banging other sluts once Kourtney gains 20 pounds.

It seemed like half of the last 2 seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians were about Kourtney wondering if Scott was putting his wang in other ladies.

Britney Spears was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night to do the 'Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President' list. Britney did the list sitting on a desk wearing a bikini and a red flower in her hair.

Did I say a flower in her 'hair'? That's definitely not hair. That's a whacked out weave made by a one armed blind dude in a village in Thailand. Next time they should do a top ten list for how Britney could better her hair style.

The only thing that could have made the list humorous is if she had squeezed out a juicy fart while sitting there. I bet the guy who cleaned the glass on that desk after Britney was done gave it a quick sniff before hitting it with Windex. Ewww.

Stalker status! Kim Kardashian has been lurking around Reggie Bush's, well... bushes. The sex tape star and boring reality TV personality was spotted in Reggie's hometown of New Orleans.

She had an appearance at a Dress for Success charity fashion show on Saturday and Reggie showed up and picked her up.

Just three weeks after they split, the pair were "all smiles" as they walked together Monday into a Ruth's Chris Steak House in New Orleans.

I don't care if Kim's got her old Bush back. Heh. I don't like her and I don't like them together. Kim's 28 and Reggie's 24 and she keeps pushing for that ring so she can be his wifey. Why can't she date someone her own age or older or better yet, someone who's not a professional athlete!

I remain hopeful that this f*ckship will implode because I am an optimistic person.

The Brokest Broke A*s B*tch of Atlanta, NeNe Leakes comes clean about her past, confirming reports that she was workin' the pole, shaking what her mama gave her.

In NeNe's memoir, Never Make the Same Mistake Twice, the reality TV star says, "Yes, I was a stripper - let the judgments ensue. I'm not ashamed. What difference does it make if I danced or not? Is the sun going to stop shining? Is my past taking food out of your mouth? [I stripped] for the sake of my son, and to restore my confidence in myself.

My son was in private school, his father wasn't chipping in for ­pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out.

It was about survival. I could make $500 off one guy just by turning him on. These men were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren't there to make me feel bad about myself."

I LUV this woman!  NeNe also said, “I worked this body like a well-oiled machine, and every movement got me closer to my goal of financial independence for me and my child.”

Seriously. Don't hate. I would be a stripper if I weren't a blogger and didn't have rolls upon rolls upon rolls.

First Michael Vick, now "Dr." Conrad Murray has recorded a video where he thanks his supporters. Well I'm not one of 'em!

Conrad Murray has been targeted in the manslaughter investigation into Michael Jackson's death. Additionally, news broke today that Michael's mother may file a wrongful death suit. In summary: this dude is in deep caca, and he should be! He is an inexperienced hack and I hope that he's found guilty. RIP, Michael.

What's that I hear? It's not a collective gasp because we all saw this shiz coming. The very same day that Robin's More magazine interview where she declares that she's "too old for" Sean Penn's sh*t is posted, she goes ahead and files for divorce. Team Robin!

Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from her husband Sean Penn.

The papers, filed in Marin County, Calif., on Aug. 12, state that "both parties have already agreed to [shared] custody" over their minor son, Hopper Jack, 16, and that "the estranged couple have already agreed to division of all property."

The reason for the split is listed as "irreconcilable differences."  Together since 1989 and married in 1996, the couple endured a roller-coaster relationship.

It seems like this split was long overdue for both parties. I just hope that Robin has some peen on the side to help make things go down a little easier. And if that sounds like an innuendo, I'm glad.