Robert Pattinson Is A Single Man

Robert Pattinson says he's a single man even though he was seen cuddling up with Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart at a concert in Canada on Saturday.

He thinks that since he's now a big movie star, he should have the hoes lining up to f*ck him and be humping hot models.

"I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know why. You always think you're going to get more girls after you've made a movie and it never happens. You sit there and you're like 'I'm a big movie star and I want to go out with some models' but I don't know why that doesn't happen."

Why would he want a model anyway? They weigh like 50 pounds so they're totally breakable if you bend their legs the wrong way doing hot sex; and they're just gonna stare at themselves and say they're too fat and need to lose weight in the middle of taking Rob's rocket.

Is there anyone besides 13 year-old girls who find him hot? I just don't see what the fascination is with him cause he always looks like he hasn't showered or washed his hair in days. Something about looking like a homeless heroin addict just isn't sexy to me.