Robin Wright Penn Files For Divorce

What's that I hear? It's not a collective gasp because we all saw this shiz coming. The very same day that Robin's More magazine interview where she declares that she's "too old for" Sean Penn's sh*t is posted, she goes ahead and files for divorce. Team Robin!

Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from her husband Sean Penn.

The papers, filed in Marin County, Calif., on Aug. 12, state that "both parties have already agreed to [shared] custody" over their minor son, Hopper Jack, 16, and that "the estranged couple have already agreed to division of all property."

The reason for the split is listed as "irreconcilable differences."  Together since 1989 and married in 1996, the couple endured a roller-coaster relationship.

It seems like this split was long overdue for both parties. I just hope that Robin has some peen on the side to help make things go down a little easier. And if that sounds like an innuendo, I'm glad.