Jessica Simpson can't have a peaceful breakup in public, it's always gotta be embarrassing for her. Tony Romo, Jessica's "future husband," told everyone Jess sucks in bed when he dumped her the first time, banned her from his Dallas mansion, and flirted with three of her friends when they were still together.
One of Jessica's "friends" told her,
“We were at a party when you were out of town and I ran into Tony. We were friendly, just talking. But the more he drank, the more friendly he got. Finally, he said, ‘You know, you and I should get together - Jessica doesn’t need to find out!’”
Others said Tony would get “all grabby and kissy-face,” but they’d push him away.
“This is tearing Jessica apart. Every guy she’s been with lately, like John Mayer and Tony, have had womanizing issues. She’s picking ‘em worse, not better.”
I don't mind hate to sound like a sexist frat boy, but Jess needs to stop letting herself go! Tony stood by Jessica during Fatgate and she drinks too damn much and she's not the type of ho you take seriously. Jess needs to come to terms with her new reality: She's not as hot or as successful as she once was, and she needs to stop acting like Jennifer Maniston by dating men who don't wanna commit. Lemme think about this one for a minute ... Someone should clone Jake Gyllenhaal! Not for her, but for my greedy self.
Screw Jess, she makes the worst partner choices.
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August 27th, 2009 5:54 PM
I don't even know if she'll marry again at this point. Thinking on your lines that she may be turning into the next Aniston. Oooh, that's sad.
August 27th, 2009 6:22 PM
You don't need to clone me. I will fly out there once a month and give the "PLEASURE" beat down. That is where I tie you up, whip you with the meat stick and call you dirty names like slut, whore and everything else:)! Wait, I just got carried away. SORRY! OOPS! Thanks for the SHOUT out!!
August 27th, 2009 6:28 PM
I'm about to make an international dick trip, lmao. Once a month is good enough for me, Gyllenho.
August 27th, 2009 6:34 PM
HA!!! Too funny, girl.
August 27th, 2009 7:39 PM
I've always maintained that Nick Lachey was the man who truly loved Jessica for who she is, flaws and all, and I still feel that way. I think she let fame get to her head at the height of her career and she thought she could do better than Nick.I think her father put that idea in her head. Her career has gone downhill since then and she's made some bad choices when it comes to men lately.They may have had better careers than Nick, but they certainly haven't treated her right.