Victoria Beckham was in Denver last week serving as a guest judge for American Idol auditions. Posh’s judging got everyone speculating about whether or not she would replace Paula Abdul.

Well Victoria Beckham has arrived in Boston so that she can be a part of the show once more. This time she’ll be filming spots for callbacks – where judges give singers a golden ticket to advance to Hollywood. Scratching your head? I am too cause I thought folks audition and then receive their golden ticket at the audition. But whatev.

As of now, Victoria hasn’t been asked to replace Paula. Her rep said, “There are no talks of her being a permanent judge. They felt she was natural in Denver. She has fashion week coming up and she is focusing on that.”

Shouldn’t a crackhead replace a crackhead? Victoria’s just too proper to replace Ms. Abdul; and if she does, that’s only cause Simon wants to bang her.