Ashlee Simpson: Jessica Wants A Baby

Could someone sperminate Jessica Simpson already before she gets super whiny about wanting a kid?

In a recent interview, Ashlee Simpson said her sister wants a kid of her own and is constantly saying "'Oh, I want a baby.'" Does Jess think babies are like new handbags or a new puppy that you just cuddle for a little bit then have your assistant take care of it?

Does she know where babies come from? This is Jessica Simpson we're talking about, so you can't be too safe. If she wants a baby so badly she could adopt one like the rest of Hollywood does when they go into baby heat.