Avril Lavigne's people did a great job writing her official separation statement. After months of rumors that Avril and her pug-faced hubby were on the rocks, the tomboy turned slut and her former Mr. issued a statement yesterday.
Avril is 24 years old and will be 25 soon. Avril says:
"Deryck and I have been together for 6-an-a-half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship.
I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know and I love him with all my heart. Deryck and I are separating and moving forward on a positive note."
Deryck has also issued a statement, but he doesn't sound as excited as Avril does about the split:
"The past 6 and a half years have been the most amazing years of my life. It's sad it has come to an end but Avril and I are still family and moving forward in the most positive way possible.
Our decision to part ways is amicable and she holds a special place in my heart and forever will be a great and amazing friend. Thanks to all our family, friends and fans for all the support."
Deryck, 29, and Avril have been reportedly living apart for a while now.
Good riddance, Deryck! He was way too fug and too short. B*tch is lucky she got out before she got tied down to him by having kids, although I'm curious about what different animals Deryck's spawn would look like.





















September 18th, 2009 2:02 PM
I love when people release these statements...if they were so true and you really feel that way then why the F are you getting divorced in the first place! "I love and respect him so much"...sure, I call bullshit! Just say you are getting divorced and leave it at that!!
September 20th, 2009 6:49 AM
I kind of at least partially support the last paragraph. It's bad Avril, such a wonderful female, has to make such pretending all-nice statement announcing their impeding divorce. I also like how b*tch can be taken in a not-bad sense here referring to her.
But what I wanted to conclude with is: Deryck you still don't get away without the blame that belongs to you just because you're male and she's a good-hearted female and hasn't written bad about you.