Eminem Has a Small Penis

Some hoes just don't know when to keep their suck-hole shut. Case in point, Eminem's ex-wife, Kim Mathers.

Eminem Crotch Grab

In an interview with Detroit, Michigan station WKQI, Kim says there is no chance of a reconciliation with Eminem. Not only is she sickened by seeing him, she also felt the need to speak publicly about Eminem's little Johnson.

"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all. He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

It won't be long till Eminem releases a song called 'B*tch My Junk Ain't Small, Your Hole's Just Big' in retaliation for Kim's comments.

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1 Comment

  1. Firecracker Says:

    Love your song title! I don't believe this. I think Marshall's packing heat cause he goes nekkid in his videos sometimes and men who are well endowed don't go naked in front of anyone, let alone a camera crew.

    According to his Mariah Carey diss track, he nuts quickly so I think Kim's right about the Viagra.

    I don't really believe her about the small peen though.

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