Hailey Glassman Didn't Dump Jon Gosselin
The easiest way to prove that you're with someone is to have some tongue down throat action in public.
Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman sucked each other's faces for the paparazzi on Friday, dispelling rumors that Hailey dumped her favorite balding baby daddy.
Since Jon and Hailey have managed to last this long, these two deserve a name (like Brangelina). For now I think I'll go with Jonley. Their names are hard to work with. The other name I came up with was Jonhail. Sucks, I know. If you think of something, lemme know.
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September 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Sara, that's pretty good.
It's just that these names are supposed to begin with the male's name - take Brangelina for example. I've also heard that the combined names are always supposed to begin with the man's name and that it's stupid when people start a hybrid name with an abbreviated version of the female's name.
I REALLY like Jailey and Asslin. Both great names!
Thx. :)
September 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
what about i dunoo, hailey's last name has ass in it. work with that. maybe well come up with something good. asslin? hmm.
September 14th, 2009 7:17 PM
OMG! Jailey is BRILLIANT! :)
September 14th, 2009 6:24 PM
God, they are so GROSS!! What about Jailey?? LOL!