Hailey Glassman Dumps Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin's 22 year-old pot smoking "soulmate," Hailey Glassman, has dumped him. The two had a 4-month f*ckship that came to a screeching halt because of Jon's womanizing ways.

In Touch says that trouble began since July, when tabloid reporter Kate Major said she had a relationship with Jon Gosselin. Jon said that he and Kate were "just friends," but Hailey remained skeptical.

And when it comes to cheating, Jon just doesn't know how to do it correctly! He would leave his New York crib in one set of clothes and appear in another. When Hailey would ask him about it, he'd tell her that he had spilled a drink on himself!

Jizz hit the fan when Jon came back from Las Vegas. "When Jon came back, he said very little to Hailey, but his phone spilled the details. He had several text messages and photos taken with girls, including a showgirl. Hailey was shocked that he didn’t bother to delete any of it from his phone.”

This is devastating. I thought these two were going to last another month! Well at least now we can all grant Hailey her wish: "Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back!" Done and done!