Heidi Montag Joins The View!

Heidi Montag will take her platinum blonde weaves and silicone titties to The View where she'll be co-hosting on Oct. 1. It's my blogger's duty to mention her Barbie hair and boobs, because they're the most interesting thing about this whorse.

Mrs. Pratt is bound to be fake, obnoxious, and a waste of space as she fills in for Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The last time Heidi appeared on The View, she compared herself to Mother Teresa. And when Speidi appeared in March this year, Whoopi Goldberg called them out because of all the fakery on The Hills.

You can check it out around the 5:45 mark.