Jessica Simpson needs new people. Jess was in France to model for fashion designer Ozlem Suer, who asked Jess to model for her show. The fugged up victim was dressed up like an angry Frankenstein bride who cut her own slit in her shower curtain dress.

The dress is an oversized disaster, the eye makeup looks like it was applied with charcoal, and her hair looks fried. How could anyone encourage Jess to do this? Jessica is pretty, but not here!