We are all under attack! Jon Gosselin's "slobification of America" clothing will soon be hitting stores nationwide. What terrorism level does this one fall under on the color code?

While attending a VMA after party, the soon-to-be divorced father of eight talked to the press about his fashion plans.

Jon says that he's doing a line called "Gosselin Gear." He also dissed Ed Hardy owner Christian Audigier, saying, “I think Christian just used me to get publicity.” If that's the case, Jon was dumb enough to fall for it by wearing that crap every single day! Does this mean Jon Gosselin will stop wearing all that Douche Gear?

As far as how everything else is going with Jonny, he says, “I’ll be officially divorced in a couple days." He also added that his relationship with his 22 year-old girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, is going "great." You know Jon's relationship is going better than Gosselin Gear's gonna go. The name alone says it all: TRASH that we will all see at discount stores within months of its release.

In case you need to be reminded, here's some examples of Jon's fashion nonsense.