Jon Gosselin: Sleeping With The Nanny

You know what's so awesome about Jon Gosselin? Absolutely nothing, but he thinks he can bang whoever he wants and it won't make it into the tabloids. What a dumb*ss!

The Gosselin's nanny, Stephanie Santoro, is breaking her silence about her relationship with Jon. She admits the two had hooked up on numerous occasions. While hitting the hot tub for some sexy time, Jon told her not to fall in love with him because it's going to be impossible for him not to fall for her. He seriously wraps his wang around anything it touches!

Jon "ran in to make sure all of the kids were asleep, and we went back into the apartment that is over the garage. We continued what was going on in the hot tub, and then he fell asleep afterward."

She also admitted to having sex with Jon nine times and said it "wasn't terrible, but it wasn't the best I ever had." Bam! Take that little whore man!

Do you think he'll smarten up and lay off the cooch for a while after reading this story? Soon we'll have another girl he's been 'romancing' give us the scoop on exactly how big his wiener is. You know it slowly shrank into a vagina after 10 years of being married to Kate.