I was totally worried John Mayer had jumped the shark by dating Kristin Cavallari, but he put those rumors to rest. It was perfect timing for the rumor since Kristin will be starring on The Hills this season.
I thought John made it pretty clear in his tweets that they never did the horizontal mambo; but Kristin wanted to remind us again that they never hooked up.
"I literally met John one time for five minutes. I am single, I'll tell you that. I'm 22. Why have a boyfriend? I'm having fun."
In true celebrity fashion, if you hug someone, you had sex with them. Wouldn't it be awesome if sex was that easy? Just put your arms around somebody and you shoot a load or wet your panties! Life would be so good.
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September 16th, 2009 1:45 PM
Nice choice of words. Yes she said she met him once and for a brief moment but she didn't say the rumor was a lie. A tricky choice of words or maybe nothing...I am going for the first theory! She is too big of a fame whore to pass that up!