Never one to let us down, Lady Gaga stepped out in Paris in a little black jacket and panties. She tops it off with a hideous blonde wig and some freak show sunglasses. How can you not love that?

I think it's safe to say there isn't a penis hiding in those panties. If there is, she has that sh*t tucked way up in her butt crack! With as little as Gaga likes to wear, she should be stepping out in nothing more than her birthday suit very soon.