Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Want To Sit Next To You

Lindsay Lohan aka little miss plump f*cked up lips, is acting like a true diva when she doesn't have any place to. The girl can't even land a good movie and she wants to pick who she sits by?

In true I-think-I'm-the-hottest-thing-to-walk-this-earth fashion, Lindsay didn't like who she was seated around at the G-star runway show and began moving other celebs seat cards.

"Lindsay decided she wasn't happy with the seating arrangements. She began taking the seating cards for celebrities like Juliette Lewis and Christian Siriano and moving them or throwing them on the floor," said our source. When she threw Taylor Momsen's place card to the floor, event producers approached her. Lohan responded, "Don't [bleep]ing touch me," and "rolled her eyes and continued moving the place cards."

Ugh, would somebody do me a favor and smack her around a bit? Child is off her rocker thinking she can pick who sits next to her. She looks thrilled to be photographed with Taylor Momsen doesn't she? Taylor should have sat on Lindsay's lap and ripped a good wet fart on her leg. I know, in my little world farts take care of everything.