Marilyn Manson Diagnosed With Swine Flu

Marilyn Manson has the oinker flu after being officially diagnosed by a doctor. Is he our first celebrity to be hit with the pig flu? For some odd reason it doesn't surprise me. Don't be running around town licking people to spread your infection!

Marilyn broke the news on his Facebook page and he's pretty humorous about the situation.

“So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that f****** a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in ‘no way’ contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”

Ha! Who knew he's also a comedian? That has to be the best quote I've read all week. Thank you for giving me something to smile about today, you sick f*ck!