Megan Fox: 'Britney Spears Saves Me From Plane Crashes!'

Megan Fox is the woman that I dislike for a few simple reasons: She says ridiculous things to get attention, she tries too hard to be sexy, she dissed Scarlett Johansson, her boyfriend is a loser, and two of my boyfriends have had crushes on her. The woman is pure evil!

But I'm beginning to like Ms. Fox because she manipulates the media brilliantly and she has a lot of fun while doing so. Megan said,

"I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane.

I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it wont crash if I've got Britney on."

Btw, Megan is allegedly 23 years old now. Her movie Jennifer's Body bombed at the box office this weekend, ranking at #5 and pulling in only $6.8 million. As far as Megan's quote goes, it's gold. I don't even need to touch it.