It would be very difficult for me to wish Megan Fox a lengthy, prominent and respected career in Hollywood, because she's like a brunette version of Spencer Pratt.

Megan is a joke and she knows that she sounds ridiculous, but she just doesn't mind at all. Megan continues to diss the man that made her, Transformers director, Michael Bay.

On Michael Bay:

“[Michael Bay] wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for.”

On her mental state:

“I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

On her new movie Jennifer's Body:

“I think it’s really about how f*cked up and scary girls are. Girls are f*cking nightmares.”

On saying some of the dumbest sh*t we've heard in our lives.

“Part of my product is being outrageous and outspoken so even when I’m not being that way I’m going to be sold that way.”

Michael Bay is like Hitler. Barack Obama is like Hitler for wanting a public option for health care, so and so is like a Nazi... We've heard that one before, hun. It's like saying, 'You're so mean and I just couldn't think of an original way to articulate my disdain for you... so I'll toss in Adolf Hitler's name for good measure.'

I remember the first time a dude called me a "b*tch!" I laughed hysterically; I do listen to rap afterall, so I wondered, Was that 'insult' supposed to hurt me? I told him he's gotta come a little harder than that! No one has ever called me Hitler before, but if that day ever arrives, I think I would say 'Your mama sucked Hitler's ____!' Actually, I think I'll use that one whether someone calls me Hitler or not.

UPDATE: I skimmed the entire paragraph with Megan's Hitler quote, she actually compliments Michael Bay. You can read it HERE