In an explosive, well it least it sounds that way to me, new book titled Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage, author Christopher Andersen reveals Michelle's jealousy and Barack Obama's annoyance over all his horny female fans.
On a number of occasions, Barack Obama would hide his shock and surprise when women would reach for him, allegedly professing, "Jesus, I wish they'd stop grabbing my ass."
Understandably upset, Mrs. Obama had words of her own for her husband's admirers. "I want to tell these women, 'Back off,' Andersen quotes her as saying. "It's just embarrassing, that's all."
But it gets better! Michelle Obama would give Mr. President the silent treatment when she would get upset over admirers. A quoted source also says that Michelle "managed to help remove" a certain campaign worker whose relationship with Barack had grown closer than she liked. I love you, Michelle!
Why not? If all these sluts are grabbing your man's booty, or as Faith Hill told one Tim McGraw fan, "You don't go grabbin' somebody else's husband's balls!" Sometimes you have to tell a skank off, other times that b*tch best be "removed!"
Also, Michelle has told the author to "Get a life!" I guess she won't be attending any book signings.



























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