More Words of Wisdom From Megan Fox

I think Megan Fox is everything wrong with current day fame in America. Her and Speidi. I'm no fan of hers because the only thing she has to offer is good looks and that's not enough to sway me.

Megan Fox belongs on the cover of Cosmopolitan cause she makes statements that are equally as ridiculous as the articles inside that sexist magazine.

On her weirdest phobia:

“Touching newspaper.”

On the one thing she’s always wished she’d said “yes” to:

The Hannah Montana Movie

On her ideal date:

“A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill…”

On the most scared she’s ever been:

“Everytime I go on stage — instant diarrhea.”

On being able to count the number of guys she’s gotten naked in front of on one hand:

“I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex–my needing to keep them down.”

On women having the power in a het relationship:

“Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

On being a firm believer in monogamy:

“I have no problem with commitment–you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. but I can also turn that switch of, and then I collect attractive boys.” (She’s currently dating Brian Austin Green.)

On not going for the typical Hollywood types:

“It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

Women hold the power because we have vaginas? Domestic violence stats and history suggest otherwise, but I won't burst Megan's bubble. There's not much going on upstairs with this chick, but shhhh! She doesn't know that.